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I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times...
I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times...
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$27.99
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$27.99
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For the chicken lover who keeps her cool, at least on the outside. A sassy farm-inspired design for anyone whose inner commentary is a whole lot louder than her smile. Perfect for chicken moms, backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, farm girls, country women, poultry lovers, and anyone with a little country sass. A fun gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, or your favorite chicken-obsessed friend.
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About This Tee
About This Tee
Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!
👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for lived-in feel
🧵 100% Smooth Ringspun Cotton
📏 Relaxed Fit, True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🌿 Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton
👚 Uses Oeko-Tex certified low-impact dyes
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.
1. Wash cold, inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Tumble dry low or air dry when possible.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
Made to order. Delivery timing varies by destination. We’ll email your tracking link when your order is ready to ship.
Don’t love your shirt for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed—donate it or share it with a friend.
Wrong T-shirt size? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase, and we’ll send you a new T-shirt in your requested size. No return needed.
Please contact us at Support@fondandpeculair.com
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Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 43 reviews.
I’m a sucker for a shirt that understands me.
Tessa S. 5/5 Verified
The cotton is so soft
Marnie R. 5/5 Verified
Perfect for my daily frustration level
Leanne G. 5/5 Verified
This design belongs in me all the time.
Brenna H. 5/5 Verified
Love how soft it feels after washing.
Corinne P. 5/5 Verified
This is exactly the kind of humor I like.
Jillian W. 5/5 Verified
I just point at the shirt when someone is annoying me
Carissa D. 5/5 Verified
My favorite T-shirt. Perfect for me.
Lana K. 5/5 Verified
Such a comfortable shirt
Darla C. 5/5 Verified
Love the slightly faded, vintage-style color.
Trina N. 5/5 Verified
This one gets compliments and comments every time I wear it.
Whitney F. 5/5 Verified
The design has just enough quirkiness.
Marla J. 5/5 Verified
This shirt makes me ridiculously happy.
Katelyn M. 5/5 Verified
Comfortable, well made, and really cute.
Janelle V. 5/5 Verified
I’m already deciding which shirt design I want next.
Celeste B. 5/5 Verified
The design is funny because it’s completely accurate.
Alyssa R. 5/5 Verified
This shirt feels like it was made for women like me.
Tori T. 5/5 Verified
Love how soft and comfortable the fabric is.
Shelby S. 5/5 Verified
I love the slightly faded look of the color.
Cassie H. 5/5 Verified
This has become one of my favorite casual shirts.
Carmen G. 4/5 Verified
Such a cute way to celebrate how annoying people can be to me
Lacey P. 5/5 Verified
The fit is relaxed and really comfortable.
Tamara C. 5/5 Verified
This shirt makes me want to spend the whole day on making people mad.
Annika W. 5/5 Verified
The chicken is even cuter in person.
Alana D. 5/5 Verified
I love that this tee has some personality.
Maribel K. 5/5 Verified
This design immediately caught my attention. Makes everyone laugh
Cami N. 5/5 Verified
Perfect for wearing while I’m working on a project and get interupted
Alaina J. 5/5 Verified
The cotton feels substantial without being bulky.
Rachelle F. 5/5 Verified
My friends said this shirt couldn’t be more me.
Marnie M. 5/5 Verified
Love the soft, broken-in feel.
Leanne V. 5/5 Verified
This one made me smile as soon as I saw it.
Corinne B. 5/5 Verified
The print quality is really nice.
Darla T. 5/5 Verified
Such a fun shirt for my annoyance level.
Carissa S. 5/5 Verified
I appreciate how comfortable the fit is. Worth the price
Lana R. 5/5 Verified
This tee is fun without being vulgar
Darla B. 5/5 Verified
The ivory color gives it a beautiful look.
Lana V. 5/5 Verified
The fabric feels great
Renae G. 5/5 Verified
My friends got a good laugh out of this one.
Trina S. 5/5 Verified
Love the easygoing fit of this shirt.
Janine L. 5/5 Verified